Okay, look...I know you mean well. But you can't change me. I really do swear like a sailor, so you might as well accept it and stop trying to clean up my act. When I type hell, I can all but GUARANTEE I didn't mean to say jello. When I say fuck, I don't mean duck. Shit is really supposed to say shit, not shot or shut...and I've entered these words into your vocabulary so many times, you should remember them on your own. Stop giving me the benefit of the doubt already....THIS IS WHO I AM! You don't have to protect my friends from my potentially offensive texts. They know me and accept me in all my foul-mouthed glory...why don't you?!
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LMAO!! So fucking true! ;)
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